Chattanooga fires a park ranger after unlettered busybody complains about his dancing

Said Melissa Parsons:

     AS A PARENT(!) and seeing ALL the parents that were covering their kids' eyes and turning their heads away, it wasn't something that you would expect to see in Coolidge Park or anywhere from a grown man, specially from a man in uniform... He went all the way down to the ground, he came back up from the ground, he was grabbing areas that you would see on a rated-R movie.

     Thanks to Parson's alert, indefatigable efforts, Deryl Nelson has now been fired for conduct unbecoming a city employee.